Thursday, May 18, 2006

matrimonial ads worth a look

These are Girls ads taken from shaadi.com
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar
and spell errors have no
place in a profile description as everything is
straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your
basic grammar after reading this mail...


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- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single
i dont have male, If any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I
am not a good education
but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me
u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or
send u letter.. Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~


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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family
from orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and
other homework
(Homework?)

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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with
me forever. he may never
create any difficulties in my life or his life by
which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so
easy!)

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he should be good looking and should have a service.
he Shoulsd have one
brother and one sister. he should be educated.

(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every
moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first
step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than
i. Because i love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........ hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife
because ofmylucknow i
amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)


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My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar
Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......

(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she
must be demanding too much, ain't he?)


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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear
jeans in house but while
steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)


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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY
TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS
ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF
GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY
SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH
ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing{laughing})


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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is
going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is
toolike this he would bde called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me
what this girl wants)


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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search
my patner and i love the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok".
The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")


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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND
NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND
1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(the "ok syndrome" again)


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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two
sister and fater&mother sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to
get married 'completely'?)


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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one
brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my
original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)


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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes
you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )


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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me
heartly or he havea frank
he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a
whitey. IThink the main think
is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but
my Mom say that Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam
''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.

(uttama purishinin)


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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)


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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY
HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)


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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run
my life happily.i divorced my first husband.his charactor is not
good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in
the same caste or other caste accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..???)



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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like
social service

(Zebra..???)


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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple
who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)


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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she
is yet to find a bridegroom.
I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am
sure she will get one soon.)


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i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his
any treasure. because boy is the maharaja.

(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd
company which not paying
salary at present.

(Any takers again?)

4 comments:

Udit said...

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I just can't stop laughing

Anonymous said...

Hope these girls mean what they say.. Ot they intend to say somethings else and finally reached this stage :-)

Jayant Kumar said...

No clue
:-D

Jithin R. J. said...

i was reading this in my office and was laughing like anything..suddenly all the ppl who went pass-by my cube thought my work so enjoyable that i am at the height of enjoyment...i am copy-pasting and forwarding to all of my friends..thank you..